Showing posts with label One-Liner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One-Liner. Show all posts

Sunday, April 20, 2008

A Sunday Quickie

From the archives:

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Explanation: Check it out - it's true!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Just Like in College

From the archives:

Today's status message is left as an exercise to the reader.

Explanation: I was really excited about this status message back when I came up with it. Man, was I sick of reading something in college, only to find that its proof was left as an exercise for the reader. It was never like "1/2 is a rational number" either. Oh no. It was like "Given two identical jelly donuts, a red hankerchief, and a 1974 Volkswagen Beetle, clearly there is a God."

Also, leaving today's status as an exercise for the reader seemed like a good idea, considering that I'm posting this after 9PM - I pretty much did it anyway without saying as much.