If we had any lights on, you'd know that I live in the greenest house on the block.
Explanation: Last night my wife and I were discussing the flamboyant Halloween decorations on our neighbors' houses. Personally, I find those displays that require a lot of electricity to be environmentally irresponsible.* Of course, then I turned to my own house, which was pitch black because one front light is broken and the porch light timer is still beyond my grasp. Luckily, thanks to modern marketing, we can call our house "green" and celebrate our darkness.
*I should also mention that I find the spotlit six foot inflatable pumpkin across the street to be tastefully irresponsible as well.
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