Elements of an Awesome Third Grade Titanic party

This is what you’ll need:

a costume:

a cute face to use it on:

delicious, fancy looking food, that 8 year olds will eat:

 

pretty place settings:

a classroom decorated like a boat (notice the portholes, the life preserver and the captain):

superb wait staff:

a maitre d’ that also sings “Danny Boy” for entertainment:

and

a hot chick to waltz with (I use the term “waltz” very loosely):

And maybe, if you do all of these things…you’ll get a thank you note that goes something like this:

Dear Mom.  Thank you for coming and severing (sic).  I did not think I would like it when you severed.  (Well, who would?) But I liked it.  And That’s the way Ah-Ah I like it.    Love, Gabe. 

(The third grade does this every year and it is incredible.  The kids get so excited and really learn about the Titanic, etiquette, turn of the century history and dress, and their individual persona.  I’m grateful my kids go to such a great school.)