Source: The best book ever written by pigtailed macaque monkeys, Bite Size Geography - 150 Facts You Won't Believe!
Explanation: Apparently, these monkeys have been taught to select only the ripe coconuts and to swim after coconuts floating in ponds and streams. At some point, there were humans doing this job. Are there any words more demoralizing than "I'm sorry, we have to let you go. We are replacing you with trained monkeys."
Special Bonus Fact: No one knows why, but Lake Hillier on Middle Island, Australia, is bright pink in color.
Nobody has any questions, however, why the nearby Lake Peptobismol is also bright pink.
One Last Fact: Jeremy's Status Message has been written by trained monkeys for over two years now!
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