11 Things that happen when your wierd toe tumor acts up and makes it impossible to walk without pain

1. You have to skip your morning run which makes you feel extremely grumpy and fat.

2. You don't want to get out of bed and put (all that!) weight on your toe, so you find husband-related reasons to stay in bed.

3. You still don't want to get out of bed, so you watch the new Paula Abdul video.

4. When you finally decide to brave the foot pain, you come down and find your two year old picking through the Lucky Charms (doorbell ditched goodwill gift...more on that later) for all the marshmallows...because he's so hungry.

5. You skip your Friday morning weigh in, because you can't possibly weigh in without a hard-sweating run to help you out--and decide to eat pancakes, instead.

6. You realize that you can only walk on your foot, when it's in these shoes:

and Emma asks you if "dad is going to be mad at you for walking on the carpet in your shoes".

7. You can only wear these shoes with your too-tight brown pants and so have to wear this outfit (which you've worn to other blogfriend meetings) when you go to the mall to meet your blog friend Andrea.

8. Your 4 year old keeps running around like a crazy child with Andrea's 4 year old, because your feet hurt too much to stop them.

9. You spend a lot of time on the computer fixing your links (which Ryan says you shouldn't do , because what if you leave someone out?) and editing your Blog book.

10. You certainly do not take care of any of these areas:

11. You try to decide if you will fake more foot pain tomorrow, because today's been pretty darn relaxing.